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    itsthelesbiana:

Oh fuck no

    rnajestical:

    if we hate the same people we’re already friends

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    gaydirectioner:

    When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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    unfvkwitable:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh


100% me.
    kimkardashianfashionstyle:

July 20, 2014 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye & North West on vacation in Mexico.
    cheerfulmetaphysics:

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tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

    shouldnt:

    that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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    animechola:

how i wanna die with my true love by my side
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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

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